What is Mauer?
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verb, to present oneself in a bangable fashion
Dude, I gotta Mauer up before hittin the clubs so have a chance of poonin' a chick later this foine evening
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noun, totally bangable 21-year old twins catcher (#7)
Dude, Joe Mauer is completely bangable
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In the game of Sheephead (Sheepshead), to not "pick" when you have a winning hand.
You would have won if you hadn't mauered.
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