Mauer

What is Mauer?

verb, to present oneself in a bangable fashion

Dude, I gotta Mauer up before hittin the clubs so have a chance of poonin' a chick later this foine evening

noun, totally bangable 21-year old twins catcher (#7)

Dude, Joe Mauer is completely bangable

In the game of Sheephead (Sheepshead), to not "pick" when you have a winning hand.

You would have won if you hadn't mauered.

See sheephead, sheepshead, cards, wisconsin, picker

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