What is Maui Time?
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The time it takes a Hawaiin to do something, which is usually longer than your average American. Local Maui citizens are lazy, and take their sweet-ass time doing everything and anything. When asked why they are taking so long, one replys " I am on Maui time."
Don't rush me, I'm on Maui Time.
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Someone who masturbates with a sock too much and gains friction burns.
"What can i say i'm a sock addict and it fucking hurts..