What is Maui Wowie?
1.
Better than average kula-grown buds. also the name of a local candy bar.
Hey, I brought back a 40 sack of maui wowie from my vacation. I had to strap it to my nads to get it through airport security, so it my smell a bit nastier than usual.
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2.
Some very fine, Positively THC-Infested weed which can be bought from dealers returning from Hawaii. The only true,dank-ass Mauie Wowie is found in Maui, Hawaii. It's usually sticky, a deep, bright green, and crawling with red and orange THC Hairs. The most recent Maui Wowie was received by Michael Hansen from direct locals.
Dude. My eyes are chinked. musta been that Maui Wowie.
3.
An actual brand of catnip sold in pet stores.
"I gave my cat that Maui Wowie 'nip, and she passed out for two days!"
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