What is Mauler?
1.
A derivation of the shocker, this sexual act of inserting two crossed fingers into the vaginal and anal openings of a female, respectively, is known to be very effective in pleasuring sorority girls and small town sluts.
"That girl didn't know how to be noisy, so I had to give her the mauler."
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2.
a mohawk type haircut (shaved on both sides with one line of hair down the middle) that has two shaves horizontally across it creating a 3-pile pattern.
normal mohawk = -----
mauler = - - -
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3.
see aaron ritchie. He is a mauler
"that ritchies a mauler"
4.
a mohawk type haircut (shaved on both sides with one line of hair down the middle) that has two shaves horizontally across it creating a 3-pile pattern.
normal mohawk= -----
mauler= - - -
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5.
Someone lacking grace and coordination. A klutz or clumsy person. A person usually of large stature (fat ass beasts). The word "ogre" is an appropriate synonym. Another example is someone who looks upkept and grizzled.
"Chris Farley was a good example of a mauler, may he rest in peace."