Mauler

What is Mauler?


1.

A derivation of the shocker, this sexual act of inserting two crossed fingers into the vaginal and anal openings of a female, respectively, is known to be very effective in pleasuring sorority girls and small town sluts.

"That girl didn't know how to be noisy, so I had to give her the mauler."

See shocker, finger bang, masturbate, finger fuck, orgasm

2.

a mohawk type haircut (shaved on both sides with one line of hair down the middle) that has two shaves horizontally across it creating a 3-pile pattern.

normal mohawk = -----

mauler = - - -

See mohawk, haircut, mauler

3.

see aaron ritchie. He is a mauler

"that ritchies a mauler"

4.

a mohawk type haircut (shaved on both sides with one line of hair down the middle) that has two shaves horizontally across it creating a 3-pile pattern.

normal mohawk= -----

mauler= - - -

See haircut, mohawk, mauler, punk, hairdo

5.

Someone lacking grace and coordination. A klutz or clumsy person. A person usually of large stature (fat ass beasts). The word "ogre" is an appropriate synonym. Another example is someone who looks upkept and grizzled.

"Chris Farley was a good example of a mauler, may he rest in peace."


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