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(ugho•treyn)
noun.
Any gaggle or line of the human species all unfortunately clad in a variety of Ugg footwear.
see also lemming, she..
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A penguin with epilepsy.
Simple as that.
Or, you could use it as a metaphor;
"Cor Ash, I'm shivvering like an epileptic pen..