Mauricio

What is Mauricio?


1.

Someone who suddenly seems high or crazy at random times.

Dude, you just got all Mauricio for a minute.

See mauricio

2.

a freaking, funny and amazing kid. he is totally bomb and makes our day. he's hilarious and can always put a smile (and laugh) on our faces =]

we love mauricio TO DEATH!

i love you mauricio!!

hehe don't forget that!

See funny, love, amazing, hilarious, bomb

3.

A Mauricio is a type of Latin American man that is unlike any other. They always enjoy sleeping naked. They are always very romantic and will never forget an important date. They often have awesome dreams of very successful futures. They don't like to make plans but will always get everything done and with extreme sexiness. Mauricios are generous and always helpful, they often are not aware of how appreciated they really are. Mauricios are amazing in everyway and are especially special when completed with a Diane.

"What do you think of that guy?"

" He reminds me of Mauricio, but not nearly as sexy."

"Yeah, that's the truth."

See beautiful, kind, sweet, tan, sexy, naked, warm, generous

4.

A hot guy who everyone secretly has a crush on

Greg is such a mauricio

See hot, caring, funny, retarted, lol

5.

A wicked cool kid, who isn't afraid to show his true colors. Just because he hasn't told his parents', doesn't mean anything. You don't know how hard it is, so shut up. AND ACTUALLY, he did tell his dad. So get your facts straight before you try and shit-talk somebody on urban dictionary. LOVE YA CHIPPYMISSIPPI.<3

Love, buckykentucky. 8D<3

Bitch, get off mauricios dick. xD

See cool, rad, awesome, the best

6.

a mexican who makes fun of mexicans!

though he is good writing rap songs and enjoys ass cheeks oh his white tees. he is often very emotional with a 6.5 inch penis. enjoys biting of the nipples.

dude, mauricio, stop hating on your mexican self!

See mexican, sad, hate, asscheeks


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