Mauritus Edit Meaning

1. Drinking a cup of coffee to facilitate a bowel movement. Mike: Is that your third cup of coffee? Carl: Yeah, I haven't taken a du..

1. When your girlfriend's cat, during the course of its normal nighttime patrol, hops in bed with you and wakes you up. Usually just ..

1. A Sexual Bank Account is when you or a partner gives sexual pleasure with out reciprocal events. Which then are either a deposit or with..