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Drinking a cup of coffee to facilitate a bowel movement.
Mike: Is that your third cup of coffee?
Carl: Yeah, I haven't taken a du..
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When your girlfriend's cat, during the course of its normal nighttime patrol, hops in bed with you and wakes you up. Usually just ..
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A Sexual Bank Account is when you or a partner gives sexual pleasure with out reciprocal events. Which then are either a deposit or with..