Mauro-mobile

What is Mauro-mobile?


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An old beat up junker of an auto that somehow still runs despite being decrepit and in shambles without any maintenance being performed ever. Usually driven by greasy Italian douchebags.

Nice Mauro-mobile. That Jorden, the owner was talking about it like it was a slice of fried gold. "She's a beauty of a truck. Its an old state truck so it was worked but they did all the maintenance it'll ever need. Oh did you see the expanse foam seeping from over the windshield? Its that Great Stuff from a hardware store. It keeps the windshield in place, provides insulation and it looks like a sweet uni-brow for it."

See scum, scumbag, asshole, douchebags, guinea


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