What is Mause?
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A state of mind where one finds oneself to be utterly freaked out and/or nauseated at an event, person or object yet entirely amused at the same time
“The whole thing was a total mause”.
“You are a big mauser!!”
“Ugh. I am totally maused after listening to that conversation about ham and salt”.
“Please stop adding salt to that McMuffin, you are making me mauseous”.
“Stop mausing me with your ham stories!!”
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