Mauve

What is Mauve?


1.

Universally recognized colour for danger

Rose Tyler: What's the emergency?

The Doctor: It's mauve.

See not, red

2.

A moderate grayish violet to moderate reddish purple.

Only idiots pronounce the color 'mauve' "mawv".

See: Pronounciation.

3.

a term for somebody who is indecisive or weak.

Comes from the colour not being purple/blue/pink and pale.

"Oh i don't know if i should smoke that..."

"Oh come on! What are you Mauve?"

See mauve, weak, undecisive, gay, soft

4.

the rumoured colour that ones penis turns after having sex for the first time

oh yes ive finaly got sum pussy, my cocks now mauve

See mauve, cock, colour, first time, sex


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