What is Mauve?
1.
Universally recognized colour for danger
Rose Tyler: What's the emergency?
The Doctor: It's mauve.
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2.
A moderate grayish violet to moderate reddish purple.
Only idiots pronounce the color 'mauve' "mawv".
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3.
a term for somebody who is indecisive or weak.
Comes from the colour not being purple/blue/pink and pale.
"Oh i don't know if i should smoke that..."
"Oh come on! What are you Mauve?"
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4.
the rumoured colour that ones penis turns after having sex for the first time
oh yes ive finaly got sum pussy, my cocks now mauve
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Random Words:
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Pubic hair shaved in the shape of Der Fuhrer's moustache.
"Spread your legs and let my penis invade the Poland of your Hitler..
