What is M.a.v.?
1.
Mormon Assault Vehicle (MAV), also known as a van. deriving from how Mormon families are on average large, thus driving large vehicles to fit the entire family on their way to Church.
At the stop light on sunday morning, we pulled up next to a M.A.V. and mooned their churchy asses.
See 
Random Words:
1. 
The process of being stuck in some way to a room entilted S11.
Did you hear Mike was Eselevened today , man he sucks...