What is Mav?
1.
Verb. In MU* and IRC jargon, the use of the word reflects one person having said something in one window where they had expected to say something in another. Also encompasses conversation to one person or source that ends up going to another one.
"Rick was absolutely humiliated when he *mavved* that comment to his girlfriend."
2.
To be extremely fucking sexy and hot
that bitch is so fucking mav
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3.
Stands for Mormon Assault Vehicle.
Mormon women drive them around all day long, to cart their litter of children around to and fro.
A tipical MAV is a Hummer, Ford Excursion, Ford Explorer, Ford*, Nissan Titan, Suburban, Denali. Any grosly oversized vehicle (commonly called a
Usually gets less than ten miles per gallon when fully loaded with children.
To spot a MAV, simple look at the driver. Is she a woman? Is her hair done up, is she wearing makeup? Does she have those fucking half see-through shiny silver glasses? Is you said yes to these, you have successfuly spotted a MAV.
Damnit, the fucking taco bell drive thru is full of MAV's, i cant get any damn lunch!
"I Drive a MAV, because what ever I hit, I win!"
This fucking MAV almost side swiped me today coming out of Target!
4.
1. simultaneously maverick and hip.
2. maverick to a fault; post-maverick.
mav is to maverick as
When John McCain and Sarah Palin appeared on SNL, they went from being maverick to being mav.
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5.
Last Sunday The MAV's blocked Me In.
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6.
verb - to dominate the regular season only to get destroyed in the playoffs
I completely maved in fantasy football this year.
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7.
Mav has several meanings, firstly it can be used as an exclamation of incredible surprise or astonishment (1) or it can be used in place of a swearword (2) or finally it can be used as a devastating insult (3)
(1) A mans head spontaneously combusts, one member of the crowd might exclaim 'Mav! That was awesome!'
(2) If a person were to be hit in the achillies tendon by a flying chainsaw while running a marathon they would be well within their rights to run while yelling 'Mav! Mav! Mav! Holy mav!'
(3) 'You mav' is an insult so offensive in some cultures it is punishable by death, a person may also be referred to as 'Mavish' or 'Mavable' or 'A mav', and in extreme cases 'Mavtastic'
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