Mawf

What is Mawf?


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Middle Aged White Female, often found sporting mom jeans. What happens to a milf or soccer mom when they grow up. Currently applicable to a shitload of baby boomers.

Mom and her mawf friends are at the spa getting botoxed.

See milf, mom jeans, soccer mom, botoxed, baby boomer


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