What is Max And The Slippery Lizards?


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also known as the storytelling gypsies, this team basically depends on one player to win all their games and laughs at people with broken legs and leprechauns.

That goalie for Max and the Slippery Lizards is so hot!!

yea shes a babe. I'm gonna hit her in the face with the ball now.

See rohan, leprechaun, max, crutches, slippery, dildo


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