Max Ivanov

What is Max Ivanov?


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1. A kid that thinks he is the shit and becomes very very angry whenever he is "ditched" by his friends.

2. A monkey anus.

1. "Ditching me, Phuhl? Again! I'll kill you and eat your potentially delicious children," said max ivanov.

2. The monkey penetrated the other through the max ivanov.


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