Max Johnson Edit Meaning

1. Ripoff apple cider. The bottle must be 1/2 inch thick, since you can down a whole bottle in a few gulps!! D00d, WTF? I bought 3 bottle..

1. When a man poops on a girl's forehead then t-bags her causing his balls to turn brown. "I had to wash my ballsac after giving..

1. A mentally handicapped person who can perform common tasks (flushing a toilet), but fails to execute semi-complex tasks (counting change..