What is Max The Dog?
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1. dog who becomes crashing into things such as walls or doors while being chasing flashlights.
2. Loud as fuck.
3. jumps like a black man.
4. dog that pisses off cats untill he is mauled by them
1. "that max the dog broke through his second door today, oh wait, third."
2. "that system of a down music was max the dog in hot topic store"
"I know bolth my ears and my anus started to bleed"
3. "oh here he goes, he's going to jump"
"yo he just pulled a max the dog and jumped 6 feet 7inches in the air"
4."im sorry we couldn't save your dog ma'm he just pissed off that cat a little too much"
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Definition:
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History:
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