Maxaphilla

What is Maxaphilla?

the art of raping new born babys first started by ben oldham

ben walks into a maternity ward

ben: oh look at all the babys i just want to love them all

ben picks up a baby boy and take of its nappy and looks at its dick and starts to cry

Ben: this babys dick's massive i must rape it now

starnge sound come out of the ward and ben walks out a few minets later and gets chased out by securitt

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