What is Maximum Milf?
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a super hot mom (usually over 40) with curly hair that you just wanna lose your dick in then play "george in your jungle" with.
"holy shit dylan's mom is such a maximum milf!"
"i know i just want her old arthritic hands to massage my balls all day"
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definition #1. whats your name?
           #2. You are so hot.
           #3. PAAH! PAAH!
w'sho name girl?
w'sho name boy?.. 
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hovering over a public toilet in the quarterback position and taking a shit trying not to touch the seat with your ass.
Dude, that bath.. 
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of or refering to a person who, if they wanted to, could summon up the mental capacity to think properly, but won't even try.
Crai..