What is Maximum Milf?
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a super hot mom (usually over 40) with curly hair that you just wanna lose your dick in then play "george in your jungle" with.
"holy shit dylan's mom is such a maximum milf!"
"i know i just want her old arthritic hands to massage my balls all day"
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A variation of the brother blumpkin in which the giver is finished with an abe lincoln and adds a mustache created from the other's..
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Giving your lover a shit-moustache AND shit-goatee, transforming them into an older, more savvy, Dirty Sanchez
Sally always bitched abo..