Maximum Milf

What is Maximum Milf?

a super hot mom (usually over 40) with curly hair that you just wanna lose your dick in then play "george in your jungle" with.

"holy shit dylan's mom is such a maximum milf!"

"i know i just want her old arthritic hands to massage my balls all day"

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Zooman

1. a wasteman who drinks giraffes via the bum "oi! u zooman u is melestin that giraffe!!!! See zooman, zoo, man, animal, wasteman..

Zeus-breath

1. The act of puting cocain on the asshole of a sexual partner. Said partner then forces a fart, injecting cocain into the nasal cavity the..

Krantered

1. To get so wastedon a night out that u wake up the next afternoon in ur bed, with a hospital wristband with ur name spelt wrong on ur wri..

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