What is Maximum Milf?
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a super hot mom (usually over 40) with curly hair that you just wanna lose your dick in then play "george in your jungle" with.
"holy shit dylan's mom is such a maximum milf!"
"i know i just want her old arthritic hands to massage my balls all day"
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the g-rated way to say utter cunt. uptight, bitchy, or just plain intolerable.
Yes sally, you're aunt is quite a uppity whodie who..