Maximum Shaftage

What is Maximum Shaftage?

shaftage, to the max.....this is my word goddamnit

Winfrey got shafted when the school ran out of food.

Joe got shafted with a pair of scissors.

My algebra 2 teacher shafted me out of passing, i was shafted by her cuntage (see cuntage)

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