Maximus_goatimus

What is Maximus_goatimus?


1.

Jedi master who puts the izzle in shizzle.

Max is a jedi when it comes the bd.

See :o

2.

For my knight in shining mud:

Yo shizzle fanizzle.. He married a female dog according to this Wizzle (did I mention this Wizzle is allergic) but my oh my she really married a fluff burro. His weight is me times squared and he now has a stalker list all bared. Peace up maxo ^^... bust them arses and send a kiss to TNT for me. *bows out to the god of pounding pixels made by nerds with too much time on their hands and armada* <end>

Maximus_goatimus tried to kiss a frog today- and he got REJECTED. Ooooh.. that hurts.

See Silver


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