Maxi-nachos

What is Maxi-nachos?


1.

Noun: An assortment of month-old used Maxi pads, baked for 15 minutes at 450 degrees and served with a fresh sals of uteral lining. Traditionally served with a queef burrito. Can also be used as an insult (in lieu of douchenozzle).

Maxi-Nachos Example 1:

Me: Dude, I'm hungry.

Jack: Yeah let's get some fuckin' Maxi-Nachos.

Me: And Queef Burritos?

Jack: Where's your sister?

Maxi-Nachos Example 2:

Me: Son of a bitch. There is Jimmy again.

Jack: What a fucking Queef Burrito.

Me: Yeah, he's a big ole pile of Maxi-Nachos.

Jack: Yeah.

Me: Yeah. You wanna get lunch?

Jack: Where's your sister?

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