Maxton

What is Maxton?

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a professional body builder who likes cheap vodka and hazing. A fan of the WNBA, Maxton holds season tickets to the L.A. Sparks and can be found having a cry bat in his hot tub in his free time. Maxton lives in a van down by the river.

"Hey, I'm Maxton. Hold my dick while I piss!"

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