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When a man swipes a credit card through a stripper's ass cheeks as payment for a lap dance.
Yea I got a great lap dance from those..
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When a womens pants are so tight you can read vaginal lips
Her pant's are so tight you can read her lips, like hellen keller pants..
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A phenomena that happens to a computer's keyboard when a human being is bored to death...
Bored to death in a cube a human decides..