Maylord

What is Maylord?


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Maylord is the new age, yet archaic, god of destruction, kickassness, and....... bitches. He is generally depicted as a two headed or many headed dog, and has been known to eat all in sight. He is a second cousin (twice removed) of Cerberus of the underworld and is often called a true laxer.

Maylord just ate your family.


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