Maynard Edit Meaning

1.

A title or alias used when refering to a cool friend or roommate, in place of their name.

Originates from Maynard James Keenan of Tool; but also from the conversion: of 'Man' to 'Mayne' to 'Maynard'

Usually only used between close confidants.

As a greeting:

"Whattup Maynard?"

or simply,

"Maynard!"

As a farewell:

"Later Maynard!"

See cool, maynard james keenan, tool, man, mayne

2.

Small town in central Massachusetts. Has more bars and churches per square mile than any other place you can think of. Also the nexus of the universe.

Maynard kid: "Yeah, I'm from Maynard."

Anyboy else: "Ew, your from Maynard??"

3.

A town where, by having sexual intercourse with one person, you are forever sexually linked to every other town member of a certain age bracket, given the past sexual conquests of your partner.

Girl One: I finally banged Rex last night!

Girl Two: It’s about time. You have been trying forever. He refuses to cheat on his girlfriend. I got with Stan again this past weekend.

Girl One: Wait!!! Didn’t Stan fool around with Betty all of last summer?

Girl Two: Yah, what’s your point?

Girl One: Betty is Rex’s girlfriend, so by screwing Rex last night, me and you basically had sex with one another.

Girl Two: Oh. (pause) Well that’s Maynard for ya.

Both: Hahahahhahah

See maynard, town, small, sex, bang

4.

A glorious place in Massachusettes where the beer flows like wine and even the ugle girls are sexy.

Sexy Girl 1: You're from Maynard!?

Cool Dude: Ya.

Sexy Girl: You wanna bang?

Cool Dude: OK

Sexy Girl 2: Can I join too?

See cool, place, bomb, titties, boobs

5.

A person who doesn't understand something that should be blatantly obvious.

Person 1: "I don't get it."

Person 2: "Suck my fork, Maynard."

See noob, fool, silly

6.

A maynard is you regular bad-ass. Any particular Maynard may name his/her friends as Maynard's also. Being a Maynard demands fear and respect. Maynard's have a sense of authority too.

Maynard One: Hey Maynard

Maynard Two: Hey Maynard

Maynard One: What's shaking?

Geek: WOW Here come's Maynard and her Maynard friends!

Geek 2: I wish I was a Maynard

Geek: Me too, let's ask!

Maynard: No fuckin' way mate

Geek *cries and kills himself*

See maynard, geek, bad-ass, fear, respect

7.

Zed's homosexualpartner from the movie "Pulp Fiction."

A bugamist bikerwho helped kidnap and rape Marsellus Wallace's bitch ass.

Also friends with the Gimp aka Quentin Tarantino.

Hey, Maynard. You want to buttrape this black bitch next?

No way, Zed. I don't believe in sloppy seconds. He's your bitch. I want to fuck his friend's pink white ass. He's cute.

See quentin tarantino, pulp fiction, 1994, zed, maynard, gimp, gay, homosexuality, ball gag