Maynards

What is Maynards?


1.

When a man has very greasy balls due to excess sweat, giving the feeling as if someone had rubbed mayonnaise on his nards; hence the name Maynards.

When Jim went to feel his balls he realized he had Maynards, so he went and cleaned himself off.

See nards, balls, mayonnaise, greasy, sweat

2.

When a man has very greasy balls due to excess sweat, giving the feeling as if someone had rubbed mayonnaise on his nards; hence the name Maynards.

When Jim went to feel his balls he realized he had Maynards, so he went and cleaned himself off.

See nards, balls, mayonnaise, greasy, sweat


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