What is Maynardville?
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A city located 30 miles north of Knoxville. If you blink you will miss it. The vast majority of the population are rednecks, hillbillies, racists, bigots, hypocrites and uneducated idiots. You will see people that do not believe in showers. People that do believe in should-be-condemned vehicles. They are the only people I have ever met that will run screaming and crying if they see someone of another race or creed. I hang my head in shame.
Not a long description but one isn't needed. This sums it up.
If you do not believe me then visit. You will laugh. You will cry. Maybe even get sick.
Maynardville is a sorry city.
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