Mayo

What is Mayo?


1.

1. Short for Mayonnaise, a thick, creamy sauce or dressing that is made of vegtable oil, egg yolks, lemon juice or vinegar, and seasonings.

2. A rural county in the West of Ireland.

"Pass me da mayo, Jayo"

2.

A large man with an oversized head that can eat an enitre jar of mayo, down a fifth of wild turkey, and still be able to run around without a shirt showing his sloppy titties and still find no shame in it the next day.

Dude1: Dude, last night you got so sloppy drunk you beat up your friend, broke into a house, stole a hoagie, got put in bed by the cops and ate a chicks fat hairy cookie.

Dude2: Hmmm, I honestly do not care, suck on my ball sack.

Dude1: Dude, your such a mayo.

See mayonaisse, fathead, mark, dole

3.

A small town on a peninsula just outside Annapolis, Maryland. Masters at beer pong, tubing/wakeboarding, and partying. You can find marijuana on almost every teenager over thirteen. Don't be to surprised by their abusive, vulgar, and often threatening language/behavior or if every white person you meet acts as if he were black. Also see Edgewater.

Out of Towner: Where the hell did you get all that weed?

Mayo Resident: Yo, where else but Mayo cracker? I won it kicking some white son of a bitch's ass at beer pong while at the sickest party EVER.

See mayo, edgewater, maryland, peninsula

4.

verb.

when a man or woman is sexually aroused and releases a creamy sticky white substance from the genitalia region. see semen.

noun- the substance released.

while watching 2 girls 1 cup, simon mayoed everywhere.

why would you leave mayo stains on your bed?

See semen, jack off, ejaculate, jizz, cum

5.

Which means "I love you".

Mayo, hayo, can I hug you and kiss you?

See mayo, i love you, hug, kiss, you

6.

akin to "man" or "buddy"

a term of endearment

friend 1 "HEY mayo, howz it goin?"

friend 2 "not 2 shabby, u?"

See man, mayonnaise, buddy, friend, accountabilabuddy, partner in crime

7.

Place: Anne Arundel County, Maryland

Stomping Ground for the best beer pong players alive.

95% of inhabitants educate at Salisbury University

100% of inhabitants wakeboard, or have wakeboarded, or spend their summers in or on the water.

Outsiders: "How did you beat me so quickly in beer pong? Then how did you steal my girl because you have sublime skill on a wakeboard?"

Common Man from Mayo: "Mayo."

See Lobster


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