What is Mayo?
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1. Short for Mayonnaise, a thick, creamy sauce or dressing that is made of vegtable oil, egg yolks, lemon juice or vinegar, and seasonings.
2. A rural county in the West of Ireland.
"Pass me da mayo, Jayo"
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A large man with an oversized head that can eat an enitre jar of mayo, down a fifth of wild turkey, and still be able to run around without a shirt showing his sloppy titties and still find no shame in it the next day.
Dude1: Dude, last night you got so sloppy drunk you beat up your friend, broke into a house, stole a hoagie, got put in bed by the cops and ate a chicks fat hairy cookie.
Dude2: Hmmm, I honestly do not care, suck on my ball sack.
Dude1: Dude, your such a mayo.
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A small town on a peninsula just outside Annapolis, Maryland. Masters at beer pong, tubing/wakeboarding, and partying. You can find marijuana on almost every teenager over thirteen. Don't be to surprised by their abusive, vulgar, and often threatening language/behavior or if every white person you meet acts as if he were black. Also see
Out of Towner: Where the hell did you get all that weed?
Mayo Resident: Yo, where else but Mayo cracker? I won it kicking some white son of a bitch's ass at beer pong while at the sickest party EVER.
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verb.
when a man or woman is sexually aroused and releases a creamy sticky white substance from the genitalia region. see
noun- the substance released.
while watching 2 girls 1 cup, simon mayoed everywhere.
why would you leave mayo stains on your bed?
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Which means "I love you".
Mayo, hayo, can I hug you and kiss you?
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akin to "man" or "buddy"
a term of endearment
friend 1 "HEY mayo, howz it goin?"
friend 2 "not 2 shabby, u?"
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Place: Anne Arundel County, Maryland
Stomping Ground for the best beer pong players alive.
95% of inhabitants educate at Salisbury University
100% of inhabitants wakeboard, or have wakeboarded, or spend their summers in or on the water.
Outsiders: "How did you beat me so quickly in beer pong? Then how did you steal my girl because you have sublime skill on a wakeboard?"
Common Man from Mayo: "Mayo."
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