What is Mayo Hands?
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When you got the killer Munchies, you order ya chips, burger, kebab ect. then dash out the door forgetting to grab one of thoses lil forks that were sat on the counter.
You leave the Chippie, Get in ya car car, drive off, park up to munch...then you realise...Fuck, no fork now ima get Mayo Hands
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A phrase used by non-believing friends.
Also, this is used normally after the words "porkchop sandwiches"
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A location frequented by media monkeys and junket junkies. If one is invited, it is recomended to throw the invites away.
The media mo..