Mayo Hands

What is Mayo Hands?


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When you got the killer Munchies, you order ya chips, burger, kebab ect. then dash out the door forgetting to grab one of thoses lil forks that were sat on the counter.

You leave the Chippie, Get in ya car car, drive off, park up to munch...then you realise...Fuck, no fork now ima get Mayo Hands

See gunk, messy, wipe


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