What is Mayo Hands?
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When you got the killer Munchies, you order ya chips, burger, kebab ect. then dash out the door forgetting to grab one of thoses lil forks that were sat on the counter.
You leave the Chippie, Get in ya car car, drive off, park up to munch...then you realise...Fuck, no fork now ima get Mayo Hands
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When a married women uses her left hand to jerk a guy off and he dribbles his splooge all over her wedding ring et al.
She pumped my ho..
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Instead of having a six pack your chubby enough to have a jelly pack
At the Pool
Bob:nice six pack
Joe:sweet jelly pack
See fat, chu..
