What is Mayonaise?
1.
What the Dutch put on french fries instead of ketchup.
I've seen 'em do it man, they fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.
2.
Slang for semen or ejaculate
She absolutely has a taste for Tod's mayonaise
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3.
Mayonaise is made of the salted soliders of eqyptian men. It can attributed to personalities of many american hero's. Such as Stephen King, Rick Moranis, and christina aguilara also, they can all be attributed to mayonaise
Bloody pussy farts exploded on my sisters mangina i licked it off and when i felt the smell sting my nostrills, i vomited, and it looked like mayonaise.
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4.
What is inside in the head of a complete moron.
Amoeba's brain is better than mayonaise in your head!
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5.
the white part on white wall tires. and mustard is the yellow stripe on vogue tires
man he got dat mayonaise on da lac
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6.
A codeword used for when you buddy is hooking up with an unattractive girl
As your boy is hooking up with a completely gross girl
::taps him on shoulder::
"Yo bro, lets hit up the deli, I'm getting a sandwich with extra mayonaise"
"Dude you put way too much mayo on that sandwich you ate for lunch
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