Mayonaise Monkey Edit Meaning

1. To have the right qualities and abilities for a job. That job candidate has the qualability that we are looking for to be a perfect mat..

1. Getting a blowjob whilst taking a shit. The trick is to time the cumshot with the straining of pushing out a giant log. The turd pushi..

1. to make something small enough for a short person or midget. The kitchen shelves are too high up; I need to midgify the kitchen so I ca..