Mayonaise Monkey Edit Meaning

1. 1. A queeftard is a retarded douchebag 2. A fart that is released through great displeasure and rectal contractions in the anal canal t..

1. To "leap like a salmon", usually used in football matches to describe an amazing leaping header. A legendary footballing techn..

1. oh shit, damn, that sucks, if you mess up or make a mistake, in place of swear words after you stub your toe.....you would then say..&..