Mayonaise Monkey

What is Mayonaise Monkey?

a white person, the term is usually meant to be derogatory

yeah that mayonaise monkey hit me up yesterday lookin for soome trees

Asphyxifuck

1. The act of auto-erotic asphyxiation. Or not breathing so much when youre fucking. "Yeah, that guy from Kung-Fu died asphyxifucking..

Wants On

1. a strong, uncontrollable desire for someone sexually. You can tell by his giant woody, that he "wants on" Mary. See horny, r..

Brewer

1. a guy who gets drunk and party's naked, or a guy who likes to rock out with his cock out did you see that crazy brewer last night?..

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