Mayonaise Monocle

What is Mayonaise Monocle?

A form of chiefing in which the person, who is passed out, receives a circular mayo squirt around their eye.

When the Fillipino baron awoke, he found that he fell asleep with his mayonaise monocle still on his face.

Musk

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Get The Hizzout

1. meaning, Let's get out of here; Let's get the hell out of here, where hell is replaced by hizz-out. I have had such a long da..

U.p.s

1. Un-protected sex Used between mates when describing the act of shagging without a rubber. "Yeah, I had u.p.s last night" &q..

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