Mayonaise Monocle

What is Mayonaise Monocle?

A form of chiefing in which the person, who is passed out, receives a circular mayo squirt around their eye.

When the Fillipino baron awoke, he found that he fell asleep with his mayonaise monocle still on his face.

Husbandry

1. 1) The act of being a husband. 2) All things that go along with being a husband. I am going to stay home and help my wife with the kid..

Enyeartish

1. total and complete pussy/ all talk zach is so enyeartish for not fighting sam..

I3itch

1. a different way to write bitch as it is censored in some mmorpg's like runescape That guy is such an I3itch (bitch) See bitch, no..

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