Mayonaise Monocle

What is Mayonaise Monocle?

A form of chiefing in which the person, who is passed out, receives a circular mayo squirt around their eye.

When the Fillipino baron awoke, he found that he fell asleep with his mayonaise monocle still on his face.

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