Mayonaise Monocle

What is Mayonaise Monocle?

A form of chiefing in which the person, who is passed out, receives a circular mayo squirt around their eye.

When the Fillipino baron awoke, he found that he fell asleep with his mayonaise monocle still on his face.

Perfectly

1. perfectly is the word perfect, but a person with no correct grammar adds an -ly to it. "Sally, the ham fits perfectly on that sand..

Zawkward

1. It is a combination of the phrase "This is awkward" It came about due to the fast saying of the original phrase. It is best us..

Moujik

1. moujik - a Russian peasant (especially prior to 1917) Why you low down dirty moujik! See Toni..

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