Mayonaise Monocle

What is Mayonaise Monocle?

A form of chiefing in which the person, who is passed out, receives a circular mayo squirt around their eye.

When the Fillipino baron awoke, he found that he fell asleep with his mayonaise monocle still on his face.

Byrnes

1. The ultimate form of gluttony with any material. Also, can be used as a description of someone who is the reality version of Homer Simps..

Justin Lenentine

1. most likely to fall in love with a brunette, horse riding, beach loving girl named danielle. "justin lenentine and danielle are fu..

Uthmaan

1. A man with questionable masculinity. An Uthmaan likes to take people up the chocolate escalator. For this reason they are dis-membered a..

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