Mayonaise Monocle

What is Mayonaise Monocle?

A form of chiefing in which the person, who is passed out, receives a circular mayo squirt around their eye.

When the Fillipino baron awoke, he found that he fell asleep with his mayonaise monocle still on his face.

Mmm Ow Ow

1. abrev. for makeout. (especially when parents are around) when we go to the movies we're gonna mmm ow ow See m/o, french kiss, mak..

Gookie Monster

1. A person of eastern asian origins. as i was driving through campus i hit a gookie monster on a bike. See asian, gook, cookie monster, ..

überwired

1. Over the top technologically; an individual who is infatuated with the latest in gadgetry, the first to own the newest wired (or wireles..

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