Mayonaise Monocle

What is Mayonaise Monocle?

A form of chiefing in which the person, who is passed out, receives a circular mayo squirt around their eye.

When the Fillipino baron awoke, he found that he fell asleep with his mayonaise monocle still on his face.

Your Couch

1. The heady way to say "fuck you." "Not to be a dick, bro.... but that girl u ended back home with last night was even fat..

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1. One day the dumb nigger loving pussy lee was talking shit to the almighty mexican, so the mexican decided to do something about it. late..

Flushy

1. Found in the gay scene in Brighton, wearing tight suits fit for a charity shop in Ukraine. Often rude and bluntaments is that flushy in..

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