Mayonaise Monocle

What is Mayonaise Monocle?

A form of chiefing in which the person, who is passed out, receives a circular mayo squirt around their eye.

When the Fillipino baron awoke, he found that he fell asleep with his mayonaise monocle still on his face.

Don't Fret

1. A cooler way to say "don't worry." Person-I TOLD YOU TO STAY HOME AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM! you- Don't fret, Mom, I&apo..

The Wildcard

1. In sexual activities, "the wildcard" is slang for a girl's urination hole. That's right. The hole she uses to pee. ..

Gigaloo

1. when you hit your hand on a fat guys double chin or foopa and watch it jiggle i did a gigaloo to the fat guy at my school and i gigaloo..

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