Mayonaise Monocle

What is Mayonaise Monocle?

A form of chiefing in which the person, who is passed out, receives a circular mayo squirt around their eye.

When the Fillipino baron awoke, he found that he fell asleep with his mayonaise monocle still on his face.

Zelazny

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Chickadee

1. A more creative and refined way of saying chik or chica. used by literate people. "the chickadees are setting up on the corner. ..

Depastifying

1. v. (de-pay-stih-fie-ing) -- 1. the act of dewhitening yo ass 2. tanning after a long winter of hibernation After being in the office ..

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