Mayonaise Monocle

What is Mayonaise Monocle?

A form of chiefing in which the person, who is passed out, receives a circular mayo squirt around their eye.

When the Fillipino baron awoke, he found that he fell asleep with his mayonaise monocle still on his face.

Up The Wichenford

1. Two large people having uncomfortable sex in the back of a small car in the lay-by of a small countryside village. After a romantic val..

Luverld

1. to love more than the world, luverld (lovorld) but spelt luverld for easier pronounciation. I luverld you stace. See love, like, befri..

Gorgox

1. A savage creature from the fifth realm, feasting soly on the slaughtered bellies of miniature leglets... There once was a Gorgox that d..

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