Mayonnaise Edit Meaning

1.

It has many humurous meanings.

-- Semen

-- Black Mans Kryptonite

-- Stuff that goes on your hamsandwich

-- What white boys think is cool.

-- Yo man, i covered that hoe in mayonnaise.

-- Yo foo', i cant eat that whack mayonnaise shit.

-- Check out the white liquid on that there ham suckaz.

-- Hey man, check out my hardcore mayonnaise.

2.

A word indicating the skeet, also known as semen, that is ejaculated from a man's sexual apparatus; when used in this context it always refers to a woman being either covered in or filled with the afformentioned term.

Dude, I was having sex with this one chick while making myself a sandwhich, first I put on the mayonnaise, then i pu ont the mayonnaise!!!

See skeet, sperm, mayo, man juice, semen

3.

The extra skin that folds over between the bottom of a tight t-shirt and the top of a pair of low-rise jeans on a fat girl.

Dude, check out the mayonnaise on that bitch.

See fat, mayonnaise, girl, t-shirt, jeans, mayonaise, mayonaisse, chunky

4.

1) An egg-based stable liquid-mixture commonly spread on sandwiches and used as salad dressing or a binding agent in cooking.

2) Semen.

3) Boring, whiter than white. Used by Caucasians to refer to other Caucasians who shun their ethnic heritage in favor of a more yuppie lifestyle. Originally used by Italian Americans from the Mid-Atlantic states, it has gained more use due to its reference in the popular HBO show, The Sopranos.

1) "Can I have mayonnaise on my sandwich instead of mustard?"

2) "That asshole jacked off while I was out last night and got his nasty mayonnaise all over my favorite sheets."

3) "Ever since Angelo started dating that girl, he's become so mayonnaise. All he talks about now is joining a country club and buying a house in the suburbs. What gives?"

See coconut, oreo, twinkie, mayonaise, racist

5.

The white man's kryptonite!

Josh was a strong powerful suburban white male who could leap tall buildings in a single bound. But since he's been eating mayonnaise on his sandwich's he's just a lazy cracker now!

See wigger, mayo, undercover brother, josh, white boy

6.

Combination of jelly you spread on the man's cock and semen

Store clerk: Hi, what would you like on your sandwich young man?

Matt:Mayonnaise

Carl: LOL

See jelly, hot carl, bdsm

7.

An expression of observation. Can replace the term "excuse me, but did you notice..."

"Mayonnaise a lot o' Jeeps out hear in da woods!"