Mayonnaise Knife

What is Mayonnaise Knife?

A male member or penis.

I put my mayonnaise knife in her sandwich.

See cock, dick, shlong, flesh rocket, tube stick

Uhmm

1. uhmm is commonly used as a conversation starter, a place holder in a conversation, or to "buy time" and collect ones thoughts...

Absurd

1. crazy, unreasonable, untimely "That guys Escalade on 24s was absurd" 2. ridiculous, something unbelievable, amazing That p..

Lilliputian

1. Of or relating to the Lilliputians or the island of Lilliput. Small, tiny, microscopic. My penis is truly lilliputian...

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