Mayonnaise Monster

What is Mayonnaise Monster?


1.

an individual, who upon entering a wetherspoons drinking establishment, makes haste towards the section containing the condiments. the individual then proceeds to "fill his boots" so to speak with a certain tasty and heavenly delight known as mayonnaise. the individual can often not contain themselves and may be seen rubbing mayonnaise in their face, neck and chest areas. the individual is often strawberry blonde and from the hampshire farming community.

"are you some sort of mayonnaise monster?"

See mayonnaise, monster, hayes, wetherspoons, mayonase, spoons, hampshire


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