Mayonnaise Monster

What is Mayonnaise Monster?


1.

an individual, who upon entering a wetherspoons drinking establishment, makes haste towards the section containing the condiments. the individual then proceeds to "fill his boots" so to speak with a certain tasty and heavenly delight known as mayonnaise. the individual can often not contain themselves and may be seen rubbing mayonnaise in their face, neck and chest areas. the individual is often strawberry blonde and from the hampshire farming community.

"are you some sort of mayonnaise monster?"

See mayonnaise, monster, hayes, wetherspoons, mayonase, spoons, hampshire


74

Random Words:

1. A song i wrote ( a parody to run to the hills) Beaners came from underground They brought us beans and burr ri toes Then we saw that ..
1. Meighan (Mee-Ghan) - To urinate with such extreme force that one has an orgasm. "I had to piss so bad I meighaned." See urin..
1. Unintentional Comedy refers to any type of performing art that fails so bad it becomes a piece of comedy gold. This phenomenon is most r..