Mayonnaise Mustache

What is Mayonnaise Mustache?

this is when a man cream pies (cums on a girls vagina)and then licks her out after

"jees i was so wasted last i night i ended up with a mayonnaise mustache by the end of it"

See mayonnaise, mustache, cream pie, hardcore, dirty

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