Maypops

What is Maypops?

Unstylish shoes. Usually bought at a discount store. Maypops usually get "stepped on" to make them dirty.

You a bamma! Your moms can't afford Jordans, so she got you maypops.

See maypop

offbrand athletic shoes. E.g., Stadias, Zips, Winners, Dart-A-Bouts, Curtsy Times, etc.

I can't believe I lost a tennis match to that bamawith those maypops. His shoes had pictures of celery on them.

See shoes, joning, discount

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