Maytag

What is Maytag?


1.

A prison term for a young inmate who performs sexual favors for a dominate top in exchange for protection.

I gotta get me a new Maytag...'cause my boy just got sprung.

2.

prison slang for submissive homosexual male who becomes a literal slave of dominant male master and performs all the master's chores as well as providing sexual service to the master on command, which may include "tossing salad (analingus), performing fellatio, receiving anal penetration or even performing sexual favors to other prison males as prostitute being "pimped out" by the master. The term is derived from the popular Maytag brand of clothes washers which were advertised to "keep working and working and working...." without malfunction - essentially what the prison maytag must do for his master.

"Do you believe Little Louie was Big Joe's maytag in the joint and now that they're out Joe pimps out Louie to toss salad for anyone willing to pay $20."

See poutsos

3.

In water sports: when you get sucked underwater and are spun around by the current so that you don't know which direction is up, as if you were caught in a washing machine spin cycle

Steve got maytagged on his first wave, poor guy

See surfing, rafting, kayaking, wipeout, wipe

4.

A woman that can take large loads of semen at a time.

That maytag we gang banged last night took every last drop like it was the last supper.

See cum dumpster, slut, whore, jizz bomb, cock gobbler

5.

Tray Bitch-Someone does something for you, in return, you (the maytag) take their tray to the depository of trays

Dude, Lee gave me some cookies so I'm his maytag for the week.

See bitch, favor, men


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