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To speak on a phone, text message, or converse in some electronic manner while relieving one's bowels.
Hey Christ, this is me phon..
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Drinking too much at happy hour and then attempting to drive home.
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"I hope the cops dont pull me over after these shot..
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When you shove your knee-cap so far up someones ass, it feels like a elephants giant cock went up your anus.
Dude, i cant go riding tod..
