What is Maywood?
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A small town in Northern NJ. Consisting of about 9,500 residents.The racial makeup of the town is 84.57% White. Maywood is only about 1.3 square miles. If you visit Maywood you may see many interesting things such as...
1. Alot of old people.
2. A fat guy on a Segway.
3. A train station thats never open.
4. A mysterious chemical plant.
5. Naked old people at the town pool.
6. So called "Candy Dumpsters"
7. Cops with nothing better to do.
8. That guy who ate at LongHorn Steakhouse 1000 times.
9. Fire Police???
10. 500 nail salons and Laundromats.
11. That guy who swims back and forth at the Maywood Pool talking to himself.
12. "Victor" The creepy statue in front of the Maywood Inn.
13. Every kind of cheese you could imagine in the market.
14. A street fair that gets rained out every year.
Person 1: Where are you From
Person 2: Im from Boston, where are you from?
Person 1: Maywood
Person 2: Where?
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