Mazda Masturbator

What is Mazda Masturbator?


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Most commonly used to define the masculine derivation of the human species. If your at a loss as to how to locate such a masturbator…you will usually find them in a homogaysports car. Such a masturbator will also belong to the previously mentioned homogaysports car members only club, profusely waiving at other members as they drive by pretending they have friends. Another common feature is a large protrusion on their face located near the ear lobe, do not be mistaken that this is a Bluetoothfeature! It is in fact their masturbatingtool which they have candidly moved from the hip area for easy access masturbation.

‘Holy shit that Mazda masturbator is stoking his ear again’

See tosser, wanker, toss pot, tossa, wanka, prat


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