What is Mazel Tov?
1.
congratulations
at a bar/bat mitzvah u wuld say congratulations to the person being bAR/BAT mitzvahed "Mazel tov!"
2.
a phrase used by jewish children in christian schools to piss off devout people.
*teacher looks at Bob* "Bob, you failed again." *Jewish kid in corner says* "Mazel Tov, Bob!!!!"
3.
A really long french fry.
"Ellyn, may I have a mazeltov?"
"UGH, fine. here."
"Nicole, may I have a mazel tov?"
"What's a mazel tov? I don't know spanish."
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