Mazel Tov

What is Mazel Tov?


1.

congratulations

at a bar/bat mitzvah u wuld say congratulations to the person being bAR/BAT mitzvahed "Mazel tov!"

2.

a phrase used by jewish children in christian schools to piss off devout people.

*teacher looks at Bob* "Bob, you failed again." *Jewish kid in corner says* "Mazel Tov, Bob!!!!"

3.

A really long french fry.

"Ellyn, may I have a mazeltov?"

"UGH, fine. here."

"Nicole, may I have a mazel tov?"

"What's a mazel tov? I don't know spanish."


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