Mazel Tov Cocktail Edit Meaning

1.

A potent and surprisingly drinkable alcoholic beverage made from cheap kosher wine and gin.

To make a traditional Mazel Tov Cocktail take:

2 parts Manischewitz fortified kosher wine

1 part Gin

A twist of lime (optional)

Combine the wine and gin in a highball glass filled with ice, and stir well. The lime and gin are a great counter to the normally saccharine sweetness of the wine.

Warning: consuming too many Mazel Tov cocktails can result in loss of rhythm, swelling of the nose, and an unnatural thirst for the blood of Christian babies.

Yo dawg, me and my homies got totally shitty on Mazel Tov cocktails last night, and now I can't stop countin my paper stack and cackling madly!

See manischewitz, cocktail, alcohol, booze, wine, jew, drink

2.

Synonomous with Molotov cocktail, only wielded by one of the Jewish Persuasion. Typically seen in Palestine and the Gaza Strip.

The thin crust exclaimed: Kuhrty may be in the yard with a Mazel Tov Cocktail!

See molotov cocktail, israel, jewish, jew, bomb, pipe bomb, francois