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To fill a magnum condom with jello and smack in the face as to leave spermiside on someone unknowingly as they open the door.
We wanted..
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When one's member can be seen bulging in the slacks.
Good grief, Doug! Your visual gork is quivering like a chipmunk trapped in a..
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A man who has the uncontrollable urge to text his loved one (in a needy, gay fashion).
God, he's always being a compulsive text fa..
