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A messy monday is the act of snorting a line of cocaine off of an african american man's penis.
It does not matter what day of the..
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The score of some guy who really sucks at golf.
"Hey, I really suck at golf."
"Yeah? What was your score?"
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A woman so utterly repulsive that five minutes to closing time, wearing your strongest beer-goggles, is the only time you would be force..
