Mccauley Culkin

What is Mccauley Culkin?


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(1)Someone who is a full grown adult but still looks like a small child.

(2)Michael Jackson's bitch and dream come true. A little boy he can finally have sex with without getting in trouble because he's actually an adult. You may have seen him in the childhood classic Home Alone

guy 1: "that guy's 34 !?!?"

guy 2: "yeah man"

guy 1: "He is a total McCauley Culkin"

guy 2: "I know right, he better watch out for Michael"

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