Mcchurger

What is Mcchurger?


1.

A very heavy, yet fulfilling, treat made from a combination of a McDonalds Double Cheeseburger and a McChicken, both being off the Dollar Menu. To create this little guy, all one has to do is remove the bun from the McChicken and place the meat between the two patties of the Double Cheeseburger. This snack is commonly enjoyed by people with intense munchies. A final caveat: Consuming a McChurger is arguably among the top ten most unhealthy food-related decisions one could make. Reports of severe stomach cramps or even heart attack are not uncommon.

Jacabo: Dude, you know what we should do tomorrow? We should go out to breakfast because we can, because we ain't got no school.

Henri: Dude I'm kind of short on money.

Jacabo: So dude? We can freaking Dollar Menu it. We'll get a McChurger for breakfast.

Morton: What's a McChurger? What's a McChurgergergerger?

Jacabo: It's umm, umm...hey, hey watch the crumbs there. Watch the crumbs there, Ralph Macchio, alright?

Morton: Watch the crumbs there, Rockamachino!

See heart attack, bad idea

2.

A McChurger is the most tasty, yet dangerous sandwich one could ever get from McDonalds, or anywhere for that matter. It is made from a McChicken and a Double Cheeseburger. You stick the entire McChicken sandwich (bun and all) in between the two patties of the Double Cheeseburger.

BBQ sauce is encouraged, but not required.

Many people often have a heartattack before they are able to finish the beast.

Cramps, fatigue, food babies, vomiting and diarrhea are common side effects among survivors.

Bob: "I just got a call from the hospital, my brother just had a heart attack"

Jimbo: "He's only 20! How did this happen?"

Bob: "He's had one too many McChurgers"

Jimbo: "I think it's time for a McChurvention, and fast!"

See double cheeseburger, mcchicken


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