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On a drunk scale of 1-10 it rates a 9. Pretty Fucking Drunk.
Keli: How are you feeling..?
Heather: I'm Fucking... French toast D..
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Wipe your ass with a four finger scoop of the hand.
Homie, i ran outta toilet paper and had to four finger dig it.
See dig, four, fing..