What is Mcdonald's?
1.
a festering hell pit, they charge too much for the swill they serve you and they make you fat too! yippeee!!!
I went to McDonald's the other day and i got the squirts...
*****SPOOooorrch******
well THAT"S going to leave a mark
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2.
A shitty, unhealthy fastfood restaurant that most Americans love to eat. The biggest fastfood franchise in the world. The spread of McDonald's in other countries also symbolizes the spread of American way of thinking, that is rationally break down things into standard procedures.
McDonald's burger has shit in it.
McDonaldization is a world-wide cultural invasion.
3.
A grease-covered fast-food place that resembles hell. 'I'm lovin' it' is their slogan, which would mean that the PRESIDENT of McDonald's is lovin' it (the money), not the customer who is spending the money for shit that has probably already been on the floor. Of course, they've already hympnotized all of today's kids to come and get a 'Happy Meal' with a 'toy' that came right out a a labor camp in China.
Get fat and eat crap should be their slogan.
4.
A restaurant chain that shamelessly whores itself to minorities, and evidenced by their latest "Ba-da-ba-ba-ba...I'm luvin'it!" campaign. The food is terrible with the exception of the fries, McChicken sandwich, and McFlurry.
Probably laces the food with nicotine.
As the last french fry disappeared forever beyond her event horizon, Sally accidentally saw her reflection in the window and shuddered at what she'd become. At that moment she realized there was only one logical course of action: she had to sue McDonald's.
5.
An establishment where cheap, tasty, and addicting food is served.
The problem is: it's highly fattening.
McDonald's food is great on occasion. But if I want to fit through the door, I should slow down a bit!
6.
The birthplace of pickle wars and chicken nugget hockey.
"Wayne Gretsky started his hockey career sweeping nuggets into the dustpan at McDonald's."
7.
Founded in 1955 at Chicago and has caused the recent alarming increase in obesity for these lazyasses who cannot cook or don't give a damn about their health! They produced the worst food ever (Why else would people throw McDonald's food at the employees?), yet they can be noticed no matter where you freakin' are on this planet (see
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Will these people ever learn to
boycott McDonald's?
